"Baseball, it is said, is only a game," wrote Pulitzer Prize-winning author and essayist George Will. "True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. Not all holes, or games, are created equal."
And Baseball (like Brittney) is back, bitch. So get your popcorn ready.
Chances are if you clicked here then the only division you really care about is the National League East. And that's good; you have good taste. We didn't corrupt our league with the designated hitter, so this is where baseball fans flock to find a more perfect display of our National Pastime. The NL has won the last three World Series titles, and five of the last seven, so not longer is our league a joke. It's like what 50 Cent said about the American League, "Damn homie, back in the 90's you were the man, homie" (I think that's how it goes...)
Kind of like how Manchester City is the best team in the English Premier League, the East is the best division in the National League. And the only one that we care about here at the Bandwagon.
There has been quite a bit of movement this offseason in the NL East; teams got stronger, teams got worse, teams revolted against their owners. The question persists: what to make of all this? Well, since you clicked here (thanks, by the way) let me tell you.
Let me begin with 2012:
2012 Season Standings:
Washington Nationals: 98-64
Atlanta Braves: 94-68
Philadelphia Phillies: 81-81
New York Mets: 74-88
Miami Marlins: 69-93
Here's what happened. The Phillies and the Marlins "underachieved" and the Nationals "overachieved." The Marlins, it seems, just overpaid for players overvalued by the market (Heath Bell) and thus fell short on absurdly high expectations. The Phils were bitten by two bugs: injury and age. Their big bats were hurt for most of the season and their offense suffered for it; their pitching staff was pretty healthy, however, they weren't their usual selves. As for the Nats: they killed it. Everyone produced, everyone was effective. Will that keep into 2013? Read on, enjoy my predictions, and kneel before my statistical evidence.
FIRST PLACE: Washington Nationals
Projected Win-Loss Record? 100-62
Key Additions: Dan Haren, Denard Span, Rafael Soriano
Key Departures: Michael Morse, Sean Burnett, Edwin Jackson
The Word:
Did you really expect me to pick someone else here? As the self-appointed driver of the bandwagon (a title I only just realized I had) I would be remiss to pick anyone but the Nats here. Like Ukraine, they are too strong.
First, and probably most important, the pitching staff is fierce. Stephen Strasburg, Gio Gonzalez, Jordan Zimmermann, Ross Detweiler, and addition Dan Haren, form what is undoubtably the best 1-5 in all of Major League Baseball. The Nats led the NL in ERA in 2012 with a 3.33 clip, and that was with only 159.1 innings of Strasburg, and 189.2 of Edwin Jackson. Haren is an upgrade from Jackson talent wise, there is no doubt of that. His health remains the question here, as he struggled in 2012 from a variety of hip and back problems. If he can stay healthy he one of the best 5th starters in the league, and a nice upgrade for the best pitching staff in the National League.
A fact that may surprise you about the Washington Nationals lineup last season is that it ranked Top 5 in the National League in Runs, Hits, Home Runs, RBI, and AVG. That was with a green Bryce Harper still adjusting to the Majors, and with the Catcher position as an automatic out for most of the season. In the offseason the Nats added Denard Span (a guy I am high on) without losing any of their major contributors. The addition of Span likely shakes up the lineup slightly, forcing (probably) Jason Werth down to 6, but right into the heart of a now extremely balanced and dangerous Washington lineup.
There are two main question marks for the Nationals this season: can they cope with the loss of Michael Morse, and how will the bullpen fare? Morse, The Beast, had evolved into a good hitter in his four-years with the Nats, posting an under-the-radar .303/31HR/91RBI in 2011 before missing 60 games in 2012. Jason Werth, Bryce Harper, and a fully healthy Ryan Zimmerman will be able to pick up the missing power and RBI resulting from Morse's departure. With Morse gone, two of the Nationals biggest weaknesses will improve. He was a black hole in left field: combining limited range with a below average glove and arm to post a defensive WAR of -1.6 and -1.0 the last two seasons respectively. Moving Harper or Werth to Left Field is a huge plus for the Nationals. It's like replacing late night pizza with salad; like, yes, you are going to be healthier. Morse's other issue were his strike outs. The Nats struck out 1325 times in 2012, third worst in the league. Morse struck out 97 times in 102 games (while walking only 16 times), while Span, his defacto replacement K'ed only 62 times in 128 games. It's a decent upgrade, though not entirely dramatic, and will certainly help the Nats over the course of the season. As far as logic goes, you have a better chance of getting on base as a hitter if you actually hit the ball somewhere. Nearly everyone on the Nationals strikes out too often (led by Danny Espinosa's other-worldly 189), so a mitigation of any number of strike outs is a positive. It's a problem, and one worth monitoring over the course of the season.
I've touched on the bullpen before, curious as to how the Nats will cope without a late inning lefty pitcher. It's not a huge issue that the Nats don't have a stop-gap lefty because the statistics don't really suggest that Lefty-Lefty match-ups are any more effective than Rightly-Lefty match-ups. Plus, Tyler Clippard has been a Lefty killer, posting an .170 AVG against LHB in 2012. Now that he is no longer forced into the closer role he will become a more valuable option for Davy Johnson in late game situations. Zach Duke will be an interesting player to watch, as he seems poised to throw significant innings in the Tom Gorzelanny long reliever role. I worry about Zach Duke. I foresee frequent bases-loaded-induced cussing spasms by me, and an inordinate number of Zach Duke highlights called "Duke Escapes Jam." Neither are preferable.
SECOND PLACE: Atlanta Braves
Projected Win-Loss Record? 90-72
Key Additions: B.J. Upton, Justin Upton, Chris Johnson
Key Departures: Michael Bourn, Martin Prado, Chipper Jones
The Word:
Yes, that's correct, the Nationals are going to run away with this division like Chris Brown in "Takers" (it's a horrible movie, as evidenced by this clip). To me, the Braves are going to have a bigger issue holding off the Phillies than actually catching the Nationals. Let's talk about why:
On paper the Braves offense is sexy. Justin and B.J. Upton??? Can wonder twin powers activate even if they're not twins??? In reality the difference between what they lost in the offseason and what they gained is basically non-existent. You can read it up there with the key departures, but losing Bourn, Prado, and Jones is a huge blow to an offense that was barely National League average last season.
Vince Lombardi once said that "the dictionary is the only place where success comes before work;" you're little league coach told you that "practice makes perfect." B.J. Upton has likely never heard either of these sentiments, or, if he has, he didn't find them particularly important. If ever anyone has gotten less out of their God-given talents it's B.J. Upton. Announcers salivate over him because "he doesn't run so much as he glides." I would counter with: "he doesn't hustle so much as he jogs." He's that kid in high school gym class that was too cool to do any of the exercises; and now that he actually gets paid to play a sport he is still too cool to do any thing. The disparity in talent between him and Chipper may not be significant, but their attitudes couldn't be any further apart. If you don't think he is going to lose the respect of his teammates at some point this season, you, my gracious reader, clearly don't know
I said the Nationals strike out frequently, right? Well, they are going to pale in comparison to the mighty 2013 Atlanta Braves. In 2012 the Braves struck out 1289 times, the fourth worst in the NL. In 2013 this number looks to jump significantly with the loss of Jones and Prado (a combined 120 K's in 2012) and the addition of the Upton Brothers (a combined 290 K's). Like I said before, it's hard to score when you don't put the ball in play. It's not going to matter how good the Braves bullpen is if they aren't protecting leads.
Speaking of the Braves pitching staff: it's not 2003, Tim Hudson is no longer an Ace...even if he does play one on TV. The starting 5 consists, in some order, of Hudson, Kris Medlen, Mike Minor, Paul Maholm, and Julio Teheran (probably actually in this order). Hudson has been a consistent piece of the Braves staff for years now, but he is turning 38 during the season, how much longer can he be effective as his skills continue to decline? Medlen and Minor are intriguing young arms (as is Brandon Beachy who will return at some point this season after Tommy John surgery) with question marks. Minor pitched well in the second half of 2012, posting a 5.97 ERA pre-All Star break and 2.16 post, so it will be interesting to see if he is the batting practice pitcher he was early on, or the stud into which he transformed. If we're talking studs the name Kris Medlen has to come up. In 138 innings in 2012, and coming off of Tommy John surgery, the 27 year old toasted opposing hitters, holding them to a meager .208 AVG against and owning a 1.57 ERA. Needless to say, Kris Medlen is not that good. Sorry Braves fans, Medlen is not the second coming of Sandy Koufax, his 2012 is just a statistical aberration. He may very well end up an above average pitcher in this league, but he certainly is not the greatest arm the sport has ever seen. Paul Maholm is the definition of average: he'll give you some good starts, he'll give you some bad ones...it's all about taking the good with the bad, the sour with the sweet. Teheran is an intriguing prospect who hasn't exactly set the world on fire with his minor and major league statistics. How he fares will significantly bolster the Braves campaign to win the division, even if he can only hold down the fort until Beachy returns.
Yes, the Braves are dangerous on paper. Yes, they are a sexy team to like. I find that they have too many question marks, and are too likely not to capitalize on their immense talent to actually contend for the division in 2013. I could see them winning 84 games and missing the playoffs just as easily as they could win 90+ and run away with the Wild Card again. The Braves have one of the best 1-6/7 players in the league, but in Baseball 8-25 are just as critical. They'll need a lot to break right for them. I don't see it happening.
THIRD PLACE: Philadelphia Phillies
Projected Win-Loss Record? 87-75
Key Additions: Ben Revere, Michael Young, John Lannan
Key Departures: Placido Polanco, Ty Wiggington, Juan Pierre
The Word:
The Phillies are an interesting case study. They have some of the best players in the National League, but they are also one of the five oldest teams in all of Baseball. Age and injuries hurt them in 2012, as Ryan Howard and Chase Utley missed significant time due to injuries, and Roy Halladay, though spent a few weeks on the DL, pitched like a homeless man's Barry Zito (i.e. not well), and not the Cy Young caliber pitcher we have grown accustomed to watching.
Old Baseball players are a lot like old actors. Baseball players age and decline in skill to the point that they play like caricatures of their former self; actors age and decline in attractiveness to the point that they actually look like caricatures. Baseball players take human growth hormone to stay relevant; actors inject themselves with botox to look young.
The 2013 Phillies are a team full of old-ass hollywood actors. When I would watch them several years ago, I can remember thinking "damn these guys are unstoppable...they could win the division forever..." It was like watching Robert De Niro and Al Pacino in Heat and thinking they were going always going to make good movies. In 2012 we realized this had to end. The Phillies are getting old and are no longer the dominant team they once were. De Niro and Pacino aren't the same actors either. You looked up and De Niro was in Little Fockers and New Year's Eve; Pacino wasn't doing that much better, collecting paychecks for films like The Son of No One and Jack and Jill. Suddenly your opinion of these actors changed completely; suddenly, the Phillies are old and can't find their old form.
The offense here is okay. Howard and Utley remain key components, whose strong production is necessary for the Phillies to make a playoff push. Just as important, however, are the role players. Delmon Young (the bain of every Tigers' fan's existence), Jimmy Rollins (at this point in his career), Michael Young, and Carlos Ruiz, need to produce for the Phil's for them to have a shot at the Wild Card.
The pitching seems poised to rebound from a tough 2012. Their "Three Aces" weren't at full strength last season but are certainly talented enough to keep this team in contention. Though the window for this team is shrinking, and rapidly, there is still enough in Philly to make a run at the playoffs. Division title? No. Wild Card? Why not.
FOURTH PLACE: New York Mets
Projected Win-Loss Record? 72-90
Key Additions: Shaun Marcum, Travis d'Arnaud, John Buck
Key Departures: R.A. Dickey, Mike Pelfrey, Scott Hairston
The Word:
I have a classmate who is a die-hard Mets fan. I know this because he actually wears his Mets jersey's in public- other Mets fans are too ashamed to do this. I was talking to him about the season the other day, and what kind of chances he felt the Mets had this season. He told me that "if we can find a way to make it into third place the season will be a success."
Mets fans. They're not really sure what is going on. They need things like this to tell them how to feel. "Do not expect to win a World Series," the article says. "The Mets will probably not."
The Mets are really no where close to competing in this division. Shaun Marcum, Matt Harvey, Dillon Gee, and Jon Niese are an intriguing No's. 1-4 of a pitching staff, though not exactly frightening. Johan Santana is healthy as of this writing, but at some point this season he is going to get hurt. It's just a fact. The more he is able to pitch in 2013 the better the Mets will be, but even with his help the Mets just aren't close to winning more games than they lose.
There are maybe 3 or 4 offenses worse than the Mets in all of Baseball (maybe...). David Wright,
Good news for the Mets is that they are one of the youngest teams in Major League Baseball, which bodes well for their future success- assuming, of course, that the young players they do have can contribute in the show. Bad news for the Mets, however, is that they are going to lose a whole 'lotta games before they win a whole 'lotta games.
No one cares about the playoffs anyway, right Mets fans?
FIFTH PLACE: Miami Marlins
Projected Win-Loss Record? 56-106
Key Additions: Placido Polanco, Juan Pierre, Jon Rauch
Key Departures: Jose Reyes, Josh Johnson, Mark Buehrle, Heath Bell, Fans of the Miami Marlins
The Word:
Not since 1977 have we seen one man blow up a core quite like Jeffrey Loria, the Owner of the Marlins (and that was Luke Skywalker in Star Wars). His incompetence is mind-boggling. He wrote a letter to Miami Marlins fans, the half-dozen who still remain, in a recent issue of the Miami Herald. The quotes are literally priceless. He writes: "The controversial trade we made with the Toronto Blue Jays was approved by Commissioner Bud Selig and has been almost universally celebrated by baseball experts outside of Miami for its value." Almost being the operative word. It was almost universally celebrated, but instead it wasn't. Marlins fans were insulted (like 5 people signed up for season tickets this season as a result), and talking heads were confused. If you say "Jeffrey Loria" to any informed baseball fan he will immediately cuss him out and wonder when he is running for President (alas, Loria is probably too old to make a run in 2016).
Behind Houston, the Marlins are the second youngest team in Baseball. That's a good thing for the future. Also good for the future is that according to MLBNetwork the Marlins have 6 of the Top 100 prospects (tied for the highest number). Jeffrey Loria likely knows that prospects always always work out, so even though dedicated baseball fans would struggle to name six Marlins, they are going to contend VERY SOON.
Yes Marlins fans (and Miami residents), Mr. Loria did raise your taxes to help pay for his monstrosity of a stadium-going so far as to add the aesthetically pleasing aquarium and this thing- so you may not exactly have "disposable income," but you are going to want to get season tickets. And soon before they run out. Who doesn't want to watch the Marlins loose 100+ games?
On a more serious note we, as baseball fans, are watching the wasted years of one of baseball's best young hitters. Giancarlo Stanton has been left for dead by Marlins ownership, thrashing around in pain like a fish out of water. As a baseball fan, I will be rooting for a Stanton trade for two reasons: he deserves better than the despicable Jeffrey Loria (who actually told Jose Reyes to buy a house right before trading him to Toronto). And two, because the Marlins then could lose more than 120 games this season, breaking the modern day record for futility. It's the Michael Jordan school of ownership; if you are going to suck why not be historically awful?
The ball is in your court, Mr. Loria.
Oh, and if you want to read his letter.